Because nothing quite says ‘Christmas’ like… an flying pig on the lawn.

Click on that thing to see a bigger picture. Go on. I dare you.
Yeah, I don’t know. Maybe there’s some pop-culture relationship of flying pigs and Christmas that I’m unaware of. If that’s the case, this is an ignorance that I am proud to flaunt.
Perhaps I can buy a T-shirt or trucker cap with a flying pig on it and the words ‘I have no idea what this has to do with Christmas’.
In what is becoming something of a tradition around here, I offer a few of the horrible Christmas things I saw while out and about today. You can’t really appreciate the full horror of these things without sound and video:
The full description of each one can be seen on YouTube.
