Bun-E-Mail

Internet- and Bunny-themed Easter candy:

Note that this candy is both "crisp'n crunchy" and "smooth" at the same time. It's a miracle breakthrough.

Also notice that it's billed as "Chocolaty". Not only does it not have to contain any chocolate, it doesn't even have to contain any "chocolat".

The rabbit's screen says "www.bun-e.com". Go ahead, try it.

Inside, you find this assortment of candy:

What the hell is going on here? Hoppity.com? What? come.surf.with.me? What the hell? What on earth were they thinking? mmm.you.are.cool? Why not what.are.you.wearing? Or how about the rabbit saying mmm.i.am.15/F/NJ? Or i.am.not.wearing.any.pants? Jesus.