Category Rant

The Supposed Gender Gap in Education

If you consume any quantity of news at all, you will already be aware that right now The Gender Gap is one of those stories that’s just bubbling under the surface, with its proponents trying to spin it up into the National Crisis Of The Week some time soon.

The Gender Gap, this time, has to do with young men not graduating from high school, or going to college, at the same rate as young women. The graduation and college-attendance rate of young men isn’t falling; in fact it’s rising; but the women’s rate is rising faster.

There are a whole lot of annoyances here. The first is that there’s this underlying assumption, never explained or even directly stated, that Of Course this is some sort of Problem. Why is should be a problem is never really expressed; ‘collidge ejuhcashun’ is just taken as an a priori good, for everyone, all the time.

Second, and somewhat related, is that I don’t think the real story is being told. Private and good public schools have been sending a high proportion of both sexes to college for a good long while now. What has changed is that a lot of people from the kinds of schools that graduate a lot of students who aren’t strictly literate are now ‘going to college’. And in this community of barely literate scholars, women are very, very strongly overrepresented. It’s not that women are stupid; but that, these days, stupid (or at least mis-educated) women tend to go on to something called ‘higher education’, while stupid or mis-educated men tend to just get jobs digging ditches.

But because the associate’s-degree program in Word Processing at Bongwater State U. is ‘college’ in the statistics in exactly the way that Harvard and MIT are, people are panicking over the ‘gender gap’ in education. What they really should be worried about is the amount of money and time these women are wasting on what amounts to very expensive vocational training for low-wage jobs.

Seriously: I looked at the ‘areas of study’ web page for a state university not far from here, and found, among other things:

  • Administrative Assistant (certificate)
  • Child Care & Guidance
  • Child Development
  • Child Life Services
  • Child Studies (apparently there are differences between these)
  • Coaching
  • Communication Disorders
  • Companion Animal (presumably training them, not being one)
  • Corporate Video (not to be confused with Communication Disorders above)
  • Criminal Justice
  • Exercise Science
  • Family Life
  • Family Studies
  • Fashion Merchandising
  • Fitness & Exercise Science (different from plain Exercise Science above apparently)
  • Head Start
  • Health Promotion
  • Outdoor Adventure Leadership
  • Recreation
  • Retail Management
  • Sustainable Energy Systems Management

This kind of thing isn’t education. It’s vocational training, at best.

Now, there’s nothing wrong with vocational training; but it’s not like studying Philosophy or Physics or Math or Literature. The chief difference is the specificity of the courses. The Head Start major includes classes like “U.S. Political Systems” — showing that they understand what Head Start is really about — and “Relationships in the 21st Century” and “Guiding Alternatives” (seriously, that’s the name of a required class), and so on and so forth. Vocational. Training. But it comes with a bachelor’s degree at the end.

Lately, a lot of these stories on the Education page of the newspaper have been next to other stories wherein the local college is patting itself on the back for holding tuition increases down to a bare 6% this year. If the reporter is any good, the story might mention that while this year’s increase might be only 6%, the cumulative increase in tuition and fees over the past 20 years has been something like 400%.

The local college will rarely, if ever, be asked to comment on this.

What’s going on is that there’s an enormous bubble in higher education; everyone is told that they absolutely must consume this product if they’re to have any kind of future that does not involve grease under the fingernails (and grease under the fingernails is assumed to be a terrible thing), and further the product is heavily subsidized.

So people go to college in vast numbers, and because of this increased demand tuition rises even more, and the product seems even more attractive as a result, because if it weren’t something that’s absolutely necessary and wonderful, they wouldn’t be packing the dorms full every fall at $20,000 and up a head, would they? And so the demand rises even more, and the subsidies rise, and so on and so forth.

At the same time, the real market value of the product falls, because the world is over-supplied with bachelors of arts. The result is to spur demand for more specifically elite education, since the the Bongwater State U. degree has been so devalued in the university’s rush to accommodate more and more and more students, many of whom should not be there in the first place.

This cannot go on forever, and I think the ‘gender gap’ is actually a sign of the beginning of the end. I think it’s being seen as a ‘gender gap’ for two reasons:

  1. The people doing the studies of such things are typically academics themselves, and so are going to tend not to entertain the notion that the academy is perhaps going off the rails;
  2. Women are, comparatively, herd animals.

Now I know I’m going to get attacked for that last one there, so let me explain what I mean. For a variety of reasons, the average American woman seems to be less likely to be a trend-bucker than the average American man. I think that some of this results from women being taught from a young age to value security and predictability, and to go with the group. Before leaving angry feminist rants in the comments, you should consider that this is the flip side of the feminist trope that women somehow innately value ‘consensus’ and ‘community’ and negotiation and harmony over conflict.

Men, on the other hand, are taught from a young age to value self-reliance. Very few men are self-reliant, and a lot more men than women get themselves killed while doing things that the consensus has already determined is a very bad idea, like driving a hopped-up Honda Civic down the freeway at 120 mph.

But the same cultural baggage that causes Johnny Patchbeard to bolt a fart-pipe onto his car and then wrap it around a tree also results in him being more likely to question whether spending more money than he’s ever had in his life to become an official Companion Animal Technician is really worth it. After all, he could always set up his own fart-pipe-and-ridiculous-car-stereo installation company.

This is the guy who isn’t on campus. Four years from now, he’ll either be established in the fart-pipe trade, or possibly doing something else; his girlfriend will be deep in debt and eligible for the specific dead-end job she trained for at Bongwater State.

(And this is before you consider that the Women’s Studies/Women’s Center/Runaway bigotry calling itself feminism culture on many campuses pretty effectively communicates to men that their kind really isn’t wanted there.)

The same thing happens, I think, at all levels of education. I obviously haven’t been in elementary school for a very long time, and I’m aware of the dangers of trusting the accounts of journalists; but everything I read — in blogs from teachers as well as newspapers and magazines — suggests that every year the stuff the schools teach gets less and less relevant to anyone except education wonks. The cost keeps rising, and we constantly hear about the need to lengthen either the school day or school year, or both. Nobody ever says that maybe schools should be pared back to essentials; the closest you’ll see is people arguing for teaching only the essentials, but ten hours a day and eleven months a year.

None of this is never addressed in these stories, even in passing. Boys not doing well in school, and not going to college? They must be dumber! This is more or less what people said about girls and women a hundred years ago, and today you’d be savagely attacked for even hinting that females are in any way at a natural disadvantage.

Suggest today that the problem with educational consumption is some innate failing of half of the population, though, and you can be a respected education pundit — if that half of the population is the male half. That’s far safer than suggesting that extraordinarily expensive has limited appeal.

Libertarianism and Public Goods

The other day, Jason Kottke posted a thing attributed to Reddit titled ‘I am an American conservative shitheel’.

This is similar to a bunch of stuff that was particularly popular while the ‘health care’ bill was being rammed through Congress, and I meant to write something then. It’s still worth looking at the suppositions behind it.

The simplified version of it is something like this:

You conservatives are against ‘socialist’ health care, so it’s hypocritical of you to drive on ‘socialist’ roads, benefit from ‘socialist’ police and fire departments, send your kids to ‘socialist’ schools, and hold your little teabagger rallies in ‘socialist’ parks!!!1

Really. You can go read the original for a more nuanced version from someone who doesn’t think that this is utterly ridiculous, but that’s the real message there.

The argument is: roads, police, firemen, and parks are all provided by the government though coercive taxation, and if you do not think that that’s a big problem, you shouldn’t think that it’s a big problem to provide health care the same way.

This is such an absurd straw-man argument that it’s not worth addressing in detail. It is worth noting, however, that this kind of thing does not actually address the real argument against more government. It merely charges ‘conservatives’ with hypocrisy because they are opposed to more of something that they don’t like in the first place.

In Neal Stephenson’s novel The Diamond Age, which takes place about fifty to seventy-five years in the future, one of the older characters says:

“You know, when I was a young man, hypocrisy was deemed the worst of vices,” Finkle-McGraw said. “It was all because of moral relativism. You see, in that sort of a climate, you are not allowed to criticise others-after all, if there is no absolute right and wrong, then what grounds is there for criticism?” [...]

“Now, this led to a good deal of general frustration, for people are naturally censorious and love nothing better than to criticise others’ shortcomings. And so it was that they seized on hypocrisy and elevated it from a ubiquitous peccadillo into the monarch of all vices. For, you see, even if there is no right and wrong, you can find grounds to criticise another person by contrasting what he has espoused with what he has actually done. In this case, you are not making any judgment whatsoever as to the correctness of his views or the morality of his behaviour-you are merely pointing out that he has said one thing and done another. Virtually all political discourse in the days of my youth was devoted to the ferreting out of hypocrisy.”

So I am always a bit suspicious of charges of hypocrisy. In cases like this, I am doubly suspicious.

A lot of libertarians (these things complain about ‘conservatives’, but they’re really complaining about that part of conservatism that’s indistinguishable from libertarianism) actually are against public police forces to one degree or another, on the basis that, to judge from investigations of cops that hit people over the head, or zap them with Tasers, or shoot them dead, the members of the public police forces seem to be absolutely superhuman in the performance of their jobs in that they are almost never found to have done anything incorrectly. And what’s more, the ‘procedures’ — which are always found to have been followed — are not revised after it’s found that they lead to the police killing people wrongly. Amazing. And apparently the left-wingers think that’s great.

Because if you accept the left-wing complaint about non-statists being hypocritical because they drive on public roads and use government weather forecasts, the only conclusion that remains is that the real goal of the left wing is to have us all living in a totalitarian state, with everything provided by the government.

Which suspicion is part of the motivation behind opposition to things like government health care.

National Emergency

A National Emergency has been declared by the President of the United States!

Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Since this is — apparently — an actual emergency, you will, presumably, be instructed where to tune for news and official information.

Or, perhaps, not. You’d think that a national emergency would be a big deal, but it according to the Washington Post:

President Obama has declared H1N1 swine flu a national emergency, clearing the way for his health chief to give hospitals wider leeway in how they handle a possible surge of new patients, administration officials said Saturday.

The president granted Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius the power to lift some federal regulations for medical providers, including allowing hospitals to set up off-site facilities to increase the number of available beds and protect patients who are not infected.

Obama said in the declaration that the “rapid increase in illness . . . may overburden health-care resources.” White House officials played down the dramatic language, saying the president’s action did not stem from a new assessment of the dangers the flu poses to the public.

White House officials played down the dramatic language.

White House officials. Playing down the dramatic language.

It is hard to be more White House, or more official, than this guy right here:

Barry-O

And it’s his signature at the bottom of the order, presumably, so if the ‘White House’ thinks that the language is too strong, that would seem to raise the question of why they used that language.

My suspicion is that there’s a law somewhere that allows the President to suspend certain regulations in the event that it becomes likely that a “rapid increase in illness . . . may overburden health-care resources”, but not otherwise, and that the order was drafted to comply with the provisions of that law.

Yet White House officials are playing down the dramatic language. This means that at least one of two things must be true:

  1. One or another part of the White House apparatus is being less that totally truthful, or
  2. The President does not believe that a “rapid increase in illness . . . may overburden health-care resources”, but he signed an order saying that anyway.

I don’t actually mean to fault Barry O here; I’m more interested in how we got into a state of affairs where doublethink is actually the expected and required thing.

Slingplayer WTF

So I launch SlingPlayer, and it tells me that there’s an update available.

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That is, the OS X version of SlingPlayer tells me that there’s an update available. I click on ‘yes’, I would ‘like to start download now’.

But the download doesn’t start. Instead, I get a web page that asks me to select what I want to download. Shouldn’t SlingPlayer know this, and pass the information along?

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Next, it doesn’t know what OS I want this for, either:

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Clicking on the ‘SlingPlayer for Mac’ button actually starts the download.

Why? Why on Earth? The effect of pushing the ‘Yes’ button in the application is just to open a certain URL in the default web browser. Why is that URL not the one that’ll start the download? Or at least a page that presents a single button that allows me to download SlingPlayer for OS X, which is the only thing I can possibly download in order to upgrade the current installation. The application doesn’t ask whether I want to download a different SlingPlayer; it doesn’t give me any information about whether my SlingPlayer for Windows or SlingPlayer Mobile (which is itself actually several different applications depending on your device) is out of date; it asks whether I want to upgrade the software I am using now, and then doesn’t bother to send me directly to the appropriate place for that.

This has been this way for several versions, too. Part of the problem is undoubtedly that most people within the Sling Media operation — and certainly the people who actually write and test the software — never upgrade via this path; they’re using beta versions or pre-release golden masters or something, and are not likely to ever be unaware that a new version is available.

It’s a very small thing — two extra clicks — but because fixing it would be a matter of spending ten seconds, once, to change the URL stored in the application, it suggests an inattention to detail that’s apparent elsewhere in the application, too. Like the volume control, for instance:

With the system volume turned up to about 75% and the speakers set to half way — the way I listen to pretty much everything else — this is a comfortable volume in my office:

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See that? Notice that none of the volume bar is visible to the left of the slider The application says that this is 6%.

This (30%) is ridiculously loud:

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The result is that if you want the TV murmuring in the background, you have to do it by turning down the system volume, which isn’t good if you want other sounds to be audible.

How Not To Launch A Product

So let’s imagine that you’re a big company that has particular expertise in selling things online, things which are later delivered by UPS et al.

And let’s say that you’re launching a big product that you hope will create a whole new market segment for yourself.

Don’t you think you’d have the sense to have enough of the things in stock? Or at least to not have a clogged supply pipeline?

This morning, Amazon launched the Kindle e-book reader thingy, which seems like something that I might be able to make good use of.

I looked at it, and read some reviews, and provisionally decided to buy it. Since my schedule isn’t all about buying things from Amazon, though, I took care of some actual revenue generation first. After having read a few more favorable reviews, I clicked on the ‘Overnight 1-Click’ button, which, thanks to my Amazon Prime membership, causes things to show up here the next morning for $4 extra.

But the Kindle won’t be here tomorrow; oh, no. Apparently, when the west coast woke up, the thing sold out. I suppose I can understand that.

But they’re not just sold out for today: after I ordered, the website said that they’ll be in stock on November 21, i.e. the day after tomorrow.

Now, the day after tomorrow is the day before Thanksgiving, so presumably they’ll hand the thing off to UPS, who will park it in a truck somewhere while they all go eat turkey.

The day after Thanksgiving is also a UPS holiday.

UPS doesn’t deliver on Saturdays or Sundays.

So the newly-launched product that I ordered today with extra premium one-day shipping will arrive, according to Amazon’s shipping-predictor, seven days from now.

You’d think that Amazon, of all companies, would understand the customer-satisfaction risks of launching a product for UPS delivery with what appears to be insufficient stock on the Monday before Thanksgiving. But no. Instead we get another example of why I avoid mail-order products in general. Even when dealing with a company like Amazon, which has a great reputation and a lot of expertise, there are too many random disappointments.

How many people will not get a demonstration of this thing from the family geek at Thanksgiving because of this?

Air Conditioning

We’re running the AIR CONDITIONING here. The AIR CONDITIONING, because with the WINDOWS OPEN it got too warm (Tino Manor really traps the heat). I wore a T-shirt today: according to the car, it was 77 degrees Fahrenheit out there. December, ladies and gentlemen.

We haven’t run the heat yet since last March, except to take the chill off one or two mornings.

Open Letter #3

Dear Jackass,

When entering the mall parking lot, please observe the sign posted there that says PROCEED WITHOUT STOPPING. The people already in the parking lot have stop signs: you don’t. There’s a reason for this, you fool: it’s to get people into the parking lot while the light is green, instead of having them back up and gridlock the intersection. Observe the sign, glance quickly to make sure that the people with stop signs are not taking the law into their own hands, and then KEEP GOING.

I am particularly interested that you do this when I am behind you. You see, I’m counting on you to FOLLOW THE RULES and do the right thing; the more uncertainty I have about what you’re going to do, the further behind you I have to follow, the lower the effective capacity of the road is, and the worse things are for everyone.

While I’m on the subject, I’ll point out that simply FOLLOWING THE RULES while driving might be a good idea in general. By this I don’t (just) mean finally discovering what that mysterious stalk on the left side of your steering wheel does; I mean observing the rules of right-of-way. When you spontaneously decide to yield to me for no particular reason, you’re not really doing me a favor. Because neither you nor 90% of the other people on the road are using their turn signals, I have no idea what the hell you’re up to. I just know that you’re not moving. Do you want me to turn in front of you, or are you just spacing out? Are you going to launch forward as soon as I’m in the way? I have no idea, and as you are ALREADY not adhering to the system, I don’t really feel comfortable venturing a guess as to what you’re going to do next.

The only solution is to look over at you and see you waving furiously. Am I to go first? Is your dashboard on fire? Are you having a fit? By the time I am sure of your intention and have gone, more time has passed than if you’d just taken your turn and let me take mine.

Open Letter #2

Dear Bicyclists,

Unlike, I believe, most other motorists, I understand that bicycles have precisely the same rights on most roads as do cars. I might not like crawling up a hill behind your slow ass, but I don’t begrudge you the pavement.

However, sharing the road means, you know, sharing the road. It means not stamping your foot and pointing to the law that says that you’re allowed on the road, while ignoring all the laws about stop signs, traffic signals, right of way, etc., etc. which apply equally to bicyclists as to cars, and which most roadgoing bicyclists seem to ignore entirely.

When I’m trying to make a legal right turn, and one of your number zips past me on the right and into my path — thus scaring me out of my wits and forcing me to nail the brakes — I want nothing more than to chase you down and run you over. With me, the feeling soon passes. With some people, it doesn’t. Don’t expect better treatment from drivers than you give to them. And if you’re one of the rare bicyclists who does obey the laws while in traffic, you might want to beat the crap out of the bicyclists who don’t and who thus make it harder for all of you.

Thanks
Tino

Open Letter #1

Dear Motorcyclists,

The practice of driving around with your high-beams on — and, in many cases, with your mis-aimed fog lights on as well — doesn’t make you more visible to me so much as it blinds me when I’m in the oncoming lane or ahead of you in the same lane. Cut it the hell out.

I understand that you might want to throw light as far as possible in order to spot the wildlife that inevitably jumps out of the woods and into your path around here, but might I suggest that instead you slow down or possibly drive a car if this is such a big concern of yours? Or maybe you could just turn off the damned high beams when there’s someone in your path, just like everyone else does.

Thanks
Tino

Sleek?!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what fashion has come to. From page 47 of this month’s Lucky magazine:

Sleek

Sleek, ladies and gentlemen, apparently involves wearing an ill-fitting, wrinkly jacket and pants that you stole from a hobo.

I do not think it’s possible to look sleek while at the same time appearing to have no feet at all.

Nicole subscribes to a whole bunch of magazines about clothes, but she often winds up making her own garments because so much of what’s out there is so awful.

And what’s more, it’s been awful for a few years now. What’s going on? I thought the point of fashion was to obsolete everyone’s wardrobe every 18 months or so in order to sell more clothes. But everyone’s been wearing bell-bottoms for years now; it’s to the point that the Gap doesn’t sell anything but bell bottoms — only they’re called ‘flares’ or ‘boot cut’ or some other such garbage now. I am not fooled.