Marge, with today’s gas prices, we can’t afford not to own a [Don't Tase Me] Bro HL-4040CN color laser demo!

If they’re actually valuing their floor model printers at $10,000, the IRS would probably like to have a word with them. The $297 price isn’t even that good, because Amazon has the 4070CDW (duplexes!) for $325, brand new.